When Jeremy isn’t playing with cars or nude women, he likes to opine about less important subjects. He is one of a select few celebrities who has been blamed for poor denim sales, and was once hit in the face with a banana-meringue pie. This is the real Jeremy Clarkson.

Technology and Toilets

Monday February 11, 2008

In which our curly-haired, stone-washed jeans wearing writer person explains why the Internet makes his brain wobble, the possibility that all great ideas were spawned on the toilet and why he doesn’t understand people with big beards.

Those Bloody Teenagers

Sunday February 3, 2008

In which our host claims that there is a flaw in age-patterns, that we should probably consider human culling, the ease of teenagers in mistaking faces for toilet bowls, and an ailment only known to affect the teenage race.

Laziness

Thursday January 31, 2008

In which our host tells us why he hasn’t updated his blog in a month, why his first post is dated December 11, and why we should forgive him for his sloth-like sins. Idiot.

The Difficult First Entry

Tuesday December 11, 2007

In which Jeremy attempts to explain just exactly why he’s decided to write a blog, why dogs age 7 times faster than humans, and why he won’t be talking about cars. Be nice to him, it’s his first ever shot at writing by himself.